Look, here comes the jerk
See the guy with the fakey smile
Talkin' to my girl in a friendly style
He thinks he's quite the flirt
She'd suck a rats' dick before she'd f.
Him his brain is full of dirt
That's why the guys a jerk
His balls are gonna burst
Thats why the guy's a jerk
Oh man you re killin me
Hey man your killin me
He hangs out by the ladies room
His pick up line is like the voice of doom
Hey baby do ya wanna go out with me
And by the way I make a lotta money
His method just don't work
That's why the guy's a jerk
By the office Johnny lurks
That's why the guy's a jerk
Jerk..
Oh man you're killin' me
Hey man your killin me
Look here comes the jerk
Him his brain is full of dirt
That's why the guy's a jerk
His balls are gonna burst
That's why the guy's a jerk
Oh man you're killin' me
Hey man your killin me
